I'm officially an adult.

Alright sign here, here, here and here. Here’s your right to complain about “in my days”. Here is a list of bills that need to be paid. Here’s a complimentary condom which *looks at you from top to bottom* you won’t need tbh.

It's almost as bad as the Santa thing. "When I'm 21 I will do anythng I want."
And then you learn you can't afford a lot of things you NEED.

But happy birthday!

Adultery is not what kids think as they fight so hard to get there, is it?

Actually, the older you are the more childish you can act and get away with it.

Yes it is. And happy birthday.

avoid it for as long as possible

I haven't found it necessary yet.

Optional.

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No! You can sleep all your responsibilities away :D

Yep, and technically you're still not an adult. You have to be 24

Happy birthday 🎂

Not every moment, but definitely from time to time.

Lots of adultery, too.