Convince me that you’re an acceptable human being

*Hands you pizza*🍕

I don't need to actually 😊😊

I won’t try to do that (I’m not a salesman)....you can only find out over time whether I meet your standards in a human being.

When it rains I make it a point to walk around the worms on the sidewalk because I feel bad for them

one time i stole a little toy water gun and i felt so guilty i threw up

I am acceptable until proven otherwise. The burden of proof is yours.

I accept myself.

I hate Donald Trump and all of his idiotic supporters.

That's an oxymoron.

when you cut me I bleed

NO. I don't need to.

You first

Nope.

Nah

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