Why won't they pay me to nap? They are bastards aren't they?

There's actually like this thing where u can get like paid to stay in bed all day and night for a month, but you'd probably lose all motor functions lol

Maybe they do, but you aren't napping right 😴

Ughh I hate those asshole thems!

Yep. 😠

And you work at a mattress testing facility?
The BASTARDS!!!!!

Depends. I could pay you to nap with me :)