How do I prevent my atoms from recycling after death?

move to alabama

You can’t ✨

u can take the atoms out of Tennessee, but u can't take the Tennessee out of the atoms

Why would you want to ?

Pray harder

sorry it's more a matter of what they will turn in to.

Reincarnation

No

My dear lady, please just stop

Your atoms are recycling right now; when you shit, all that matter goes back out into the natural world. That said, you'll take an extremely long time to decay if you get embalmed. Ultimate answer would be cremation & then going up on a rocket ship.

According to the comics, you hire this chump

My atoms and soul will enter and rearrange into a Tennessean body