I'm going to start a company where young men shave their heads and make wigs out of it, which I will store safely until the day they are bald and need

@Doomflower: 😂👍🏾

@plungesponge: 😎

@ColleenOhara: Be very careful

@Ken10ten: I am Sir.

@plungesponge: it's too late for me *removes cap* already started balding bro lol

Oh god! I'm too late!! oh godddddddd

@plungesponge: where were you 3 years ago 😭😣

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