What's your most embassasing story?

Onetime I was at Mcdonalds with my friend and he went to the washroom and told me to sit and save the table. So I sat there for like 10 minutes and finished my food and then I went in after him.

There was only one stall with someone in it and I was running up and down the stalls hitting them and yelling and being stupid and calling his name. And then I went in the stall beside him, climbed on the toilet seat to peak over at him and it literally was this like 300 pound black guy. And he was like "Umm I'm not Angelo..." awkwardly

So I like ran out and Ang was literally at the table. And I made him leave and eat his food to go

It was horrible.

I was stepping out of a pool once, and my shorts fell off.

My gf embarrassing Moment was she was 10 she was playing soccer game she stopped the ball from going in the other player got mad and pantsed her in front of 200 people and they saw her underwear she was so embarrassed

Mine would be the one I'm not going to share here. :-)

And here we have the origin of the phrase "That went over like a fart in church" to be used when things don't go quite how you planned.

My brother did that once and pointed to the kid next to him so the kid next to him got beat by the nun

Kids in school boys and girls kept making me pull down my pants so they could look at my small penis and laugh.

I imagine the sermon stunk worse.