I would date an older guy if he looked like Mr. Big

Wow ,thought I was looking in the mirror for a second

Most people would.

If you squint your eyes and turn down the lights I look like him !

Sure

I date older people anyway.

I'd be on my back faster than you could say, 'I've fallen and I can't get up!'

Who is Mr. Big?

he looks like hes about to fall asleep

Ehhh i dont find him attractive hes ight