Would you throw a midget down a well?

How many wishes will I get?

Only to calculate the height of the water

gonna wait till it's legal again, won't be long now

Only after my wallet

If they were tied to a rope and I lost my watch down there.

Maybe to retrieve something valuable, but I'd tie a rope around him and pull him back out ... and give him a big hug when he gave me what I lost.

no.. we've lost many a midgets doing that..

Nope. I'm that midget getting thrown in. 😅

Midgets are violent