Can I put you in my pocket?

I don't think I'd fit, but I don't know how big your pocket is. Maybe it's a time-space pocket or something, or a hot pocket...

My brother does this with lizards

I'm not liking the whole "heart attack and die" thing, but I'll go along with it.

this is now my fetish please do it

I would say yes, but saying that reminds me of people who died in our earthquake :/ I didn't know who there were or anything, it's just sad

You're more angst ridden than usual tonight.😱