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What crime are you most likely to go to jail for?

Puppy smuggling. 😏😇
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
Actually I'm breaking the law by having too many dogs (they can't do anything to me), I'm part of a dog rescue.

Another good one is stealing dogs that are chained outside their whole lives.
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
I love both of them! I bet it's amazing rescuing dogs. 😁
Serenitree · F
Sweating in public.

Nov. 16/16
3:21 pm
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
Oh dear, that's a new one.
Serenitree · F
@Amaryllisflowers: it's not a crime, or I'd already be in jail. But it should be a crime to sweat on people. Ugh. I try to keep at least an arms length between me and anyone else. Also, instead of just using a deodorant, I wet a cloth with Listerine and wash the problem spots with that. Once dried, then I use deodorant. I hate being stinky. And old lady stinky is particularly icky.


Nov. 16/16
3:31 pm
Aw. Poor puppies.
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
I know right, it must be terrible.
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Abusive cuddling XD hahahaha....And arson.
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
Awww😇 and ooooh 😳
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Serenitree · F
Uh-oh.

Nov. 16/16
3:32 pm
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
Ooooh will we hear about it in the papers soon?
KingofPizza2 · 41-45, M
KingofPizza2 · 41-45, M
@Amaryllisflowers: And with the dogs you get like a real TEAM. Cats are nice and all but their independence just means they mostly do their own thing. But the dogs are ride-or-die all the way.
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: Maybe I could keep all kinds of animals on second thought. Become the zoo lady, you could keep some too.
KingofPizza2 · 41-45, M
@Amaryllisflowers: Save every animal in the world! A tall order, but it just might work!
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What happens to the puppies after they're confiscated?
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
I've no idea, I hope nothing terrible.😒
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
Freeing animals from a zoo
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
@NoDaveParty: Don't bring up Harambe again, my heart just mended. 💝💔
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
I'm talking about the tigers
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
@NoDaveParty: But All animal lives matter.
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
I though of a new one, some kind of road rage incident.
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poor puppies. people are so cruel in what they do.. theres that. puppy mills. theres the dogs being slaughtered in china.
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
I know, it's a terrible thing. And they're so innocent.
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criminal assault or DUI
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
Be careful in that case.
riding a midget without a license
Degbeme · 70-79, M
You rebel!
@Degbeme: catch me if you can
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
You can get a license for that? I'm gonna have to look into that
Chrisredfeild · 51-55, M
Ain't you cute
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
Why isn't that sweet. 😏
Degbeme · 70-79, M
awww....... poor puppies :(
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
I know gosh 💔
LegendofPeza · 61-69, M
Poppy smuggling.
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
Haha well that's a new one.
SW-User
killing zombies
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
So suicide? 😏
SW-User
@Amaryllisflowers: OMG, new and improved amarylisflowers...keep doing drugs kiddo ;)
Executing animal abusers or killers
Amaryllisflowers · 26-30, F
I'll join you on that mission!
Samhsct · 26-30, F
Murdering someone because I have an attitude problem, anger issues, and people drive me up the wall.

 
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