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ProdigalSummer · F
For real.
TJNewton · M
@ProdigalSummer After being rejected so many times asking women to dance i had no choice but to say Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
ProdigalSummer · F
@TJNewton are you asking me to dance? Also, who told you to go to hell?
TJNewton · M
@ProdigalSummer It was hypothetical and here is a poem i wrote tell me wat ya fink.
I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob.
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em!
I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob.
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em!
SW-User
So true.
TJNewton · M
@SW-User How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.