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Hi, I'm Morgan Freeman
I have have twenty black belts and a green belt in the secret martial art of Suba dihou. I am trained in Nin jitsu, Jiu jitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, Kick boxing and many other fighting styles.

Unfortunately due to my lightening fast reflexes when a lady touched my shoulder to get my attention as she wanted an autograph.. She triggered my fight or flight reaction and I turned round and punched her in the throat cutting off her airways, as she stumbled backwards holding her throat I scissor kicked her in the face...

I am Morgan Freeman.
22-25, M
+ 3 7 replies 27 views Nov 2, 2016 |
thinkincubes · 36-40, M
I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Me too
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Hey Morgan, I really liked you in the Batman movies.
AnonymousJSS · 18-21, F
StellasXOF · 36-40
You're Morgan Freemanand I'm Neil Patrick Harris.. Er I mean Emily Blunt.. Yeah

Yay 😄😄😄😄😅😃
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For a minute there I thought you were Chuck Norris
LiFeIsHaRd · 22-25, M

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