I need something to fill my life

I have nutella, jam and pastry cream. All three works great as fillers

You could join the Army. And then you could become an Airborne Ranger. You could finally be the Airborne Ranger that you wish to see in the army. You could go to different places and meet exotic people, and kill them.

How 'bout this diiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuck? ┬┴┬┴┤•ᴥ •ʔ🍆