Truths for mature humans. 1. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap as a youngster. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong ! 3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font. 4. Can we all just agree to boycott whatever comes after Blu-ray ? 5. I keep some people's phone numbers on my phone specifically to avoid having to talk to them should they call ! 6. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you're going to die having leant back just that little too far.