Would you rather...

You're supposed to say "no offense" after you say something offensive.

Maybe you should grow thicker skin. Or, y'know, not like disgusting condiments...

You got me, there. My skin is thinner than Jason Statham's hairline.

You called me doctor something-or-other a while ago, now I'm Mr. Refuse Javier Norman?

Well, which is it?

I won't eat a hat I'd rather eat the ketchup just like that

Not gonna lie, that's a baller move. Well done, champ.

Haha😁