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Dude, nobody on here is getting laid. If they were they wouldn't be here right now.

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I have black lingerie and hot pink undies on. I'm definitely going to take a SW break tonight. It'll probably be quick tho. Haha

MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

yep good old pornhub

CarmenSanDiego · 36-40, F

@NoDaveParty: I only do that alone. I'm talking about the 35 second married people sex that happens once a week.

MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

That's the kind of thing that makes me want to drive fast cars, shoot guns, live fast and die young.

CarmenSanDiego · 36-40, F

@NoDaveParty: no shit. Take me with you

MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

I'm a one man show. I'm like a bottle rocket being shot into outer space. Here for a short time, but I leave one hell of a beautiful mark on the world.