I have a mass inside my anus hole I think I have butthole cancer

Did you ever think that just might be your brain?

Think the medical term is asshole cancer!

Buttsecks guy in the future

Lure it out with some trail mix...

have u tried laughing ur ass off? lmao

Smart assery infection. 8)

Can you eat that??

It could just be
a "Lump of Stubborn Poo" ?
or a small burrowing animal? (least likely)
or a annurism / burst blood vessel, from overtly strenuous butt action?
or a missing sex toy?

IMPACTED FECES

Sit on the toilet and push hard

You could just be full of poop

[c=#BF0080]Ummm.. hmmm.. interesting.[/c]