Would you read a book on how to read a book?

No I am not a liberal

Must be the lamest instruction manual of all time..

Complete idiots guide edition? Sure.

if I thought it'd help with my reading speed or increasing my comprehension/retention.

No, I already know how to read a book. That would be redundant.

Don't be silly...
I'd watch video on how to read a book.

Yeah I'm part of the TV generation