Do you qualify? If so why?

Probably not. I’m on SW after all

I know how to smile and actually listen to people. Although I am curious what qualities you seek in a hero?

Not even close. I learned a long time ago I had to be my own hero. Sorry.

No. I drank too much soda and need to lay down for a minute. 😔

I am not here to fix your computer.

I was told to never volunteer

nope I don't sadly.

You need a heathen