Are you funny?

I asked a Chinese girl for her number


She said

"Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"

I said, "Wow!"

Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.

She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man
standing there.

He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?'

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?'

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.'

The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door.

The husband says to the wife in a whispered
voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.'

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; 'Do you have vagina'?

'Yes, actually I have,' she says.

The man replies..
'Good! Would you mind telling your husband
to leave my wife's alone and start using
yours?'

I spent all day drinking at the bar with a friend. Some time in the afternoon I turned to my friend and said WOW I hope we don't end up like those two guys on the other side of the bar, WOW are they fucked up. My friend turned to me and said That's a mirror, the back of the bar is a mirror, Numbnuts.

I walked back to the bar in shock and sat down. The bartender asked what the problem was. I said I was at the urinal with 2 Black Guys and I just quickly looked over, you know to see if the myth was true. And?? Well, when I looked over the guy closest to me had a white penis. The bartender laughed so hard and then finally told me the two guys are NOT Black guys, they are coal miners and one just recently got married.

A woman woke up with a note on her pillow. It said, I'm your brain and I control you. The next day there was another note, it said, I'm your stomach and I control you. The next day there was a note, it said, I'm your asshole, I rest my case!! A few days went by and then another note, it said, I'm your asshole, what ever happened to Dave.

{Watching the Lion KIng}

Me: I have never seen this before.

Wife :Oh Dear, better get the tissues ready.

Me: I hardly think I am going to jack off to a bunch of Lions.

in person I have a few that always gets a laugh
and I have been told I am quite funny for many years

but in text ,,I admit ,,it lacks timing and delivery

did you know that the worst happen to anna frank

they plublish her diary, that is the worst that can happen to a girl

then she didnt made any money, that is the worst that can happen to a jew 🥁

No

Of course

Any type of joke ?