How would your perfect date go?

Jacked up truck, rough terrain, then some cold beers parked by the lake. Later, some wings (extra hot) and firepit outside in the cool night air.

Hubs takes me to dinner. We come home and he screws me until I lose consciousness. He gets up, lets me sleep, and cleans the house.

Dress up elegantly and quite daringly.Meet him in a restaurant for a meal and some drinks.Good intelligent conversation with him.See if we click.If it all goes well first date sex is on the cards.

I haven't dated in years. I'm not mentally prepare for that yet.

I've been sleeping alone for some time now and all I want to do is spoon and feel a certain someone next to me
to smell them and touch them

Pizza eating contest, lock eyes and have a stare down over the last piece. Whoever doesn’t blink gets it.

Dating is boring. Why are people so eager to eat bullshit

Nap

Sober and attentive