Have you ever hear anyone talk on the phone in the restroom pooping?

Yes! A girl and I were setting up a date, and she said, "Hang on a second." She put the phone down, went into the bathroom, and begin to absolutely destroy the toliet. She was groaning and cussing and continuous farts were echoing off the toliet! After about 2 or 3 minutes she came back on the phone and was like "You do NOT wanna know what just happened in there. Anyways, want to go out for Mexican?" I wisely chose a different cuisine. True story.