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Well, technically, you can stop a fire by doing a controlled burn ahead of it. Like a forest fire. Too hot to put out, but if you use a smaller, cooler fire to burn a chunk of forest away ahead of it, it will have nowhere to spread.

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@SW-User A joke is like sex Neither is any good if you don't get it.

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@SW-User Agreed. If only you had gotten mine

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@SW-User I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind : So he gave me a kite.
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
@SW-User so you are saying your joke sucks I agree

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@texasdaddydom Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
@SW-User and some people think they are far more clever than the really are

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@texasdaddydom The star attraction at my local aquarium has just been repossessed. It turned out to be a loan shark
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
@SW-User I rest my case.

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@texasdaddydom Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?, cos he was so far out man!
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
@SW-User you remind me of Fozzy Bear without the lovable personality

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@texasdaddydom Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he hasn't been back. it can't have been that good.
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
sigh @SW-User

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@texasdaddydom Whats the difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this planet.

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@SW-User In my spare time I like to dress up as a knight, and jump over 20 parked cars on a horse. I call myself Medieval Knievel
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
@SW-User but but but...

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@SW-User Why do I keep reading them...

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@SW-User 🤔