Are you a distinctly average human being?

everybody is

Aye, I'd say so

Pretty much

Much less. How many 52 year old men can say yhey have never been married, never had a relationship ? Much less than average here. More of an outlier.

Heavens no! But I aspire to work my way up to at least "Just below" average some day?

Average height? Check!
Average intelligence? Check!
Brown hair and eyes? Check!

Yusss

I just had a giant poop. I think i should see how much i weigh now 😲

I'm not human, I am a program.