Do you even lift?

not anymore. that's why i'm so soft and jiggly. :(

I lift burgers..until they touch my mouth

No, I go to the gym to see babes in yoga pants 😏

I lift dah food to mah mouf

I do indeed

Yes.

I'm lifting a cup of coffee right now, Feeling rather good about it.

I pick things up and put them down

Yes, I most certainly do 💪

It's been a LONG time! 😅