Coffee?

Creamer

Bet his boss didnt see that coming

it will likely be hard for his boss to switch to regular cream at first.

You've got to give him credit for being a good multitasker.

He was concerned for his boss's lack of nutrients. How thoughtful.

I'll just have some tea *raises mug*

What a wanker

And not once did he burn the tip of his dick -- He must have been thinking of Juan Valdez a lot.

His own special blend, secret sauce he planned on marketing one day

...boss upset when employee begins to consume asparagus in earnest.