Does have have to drink something more complicated than coffee, tea, juice or water to be a coastal elite?
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61-69, M
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SteelHands · 61-69, M
An Elite coast liberal judge went home drunk one night after vomiting all over himself and told his wife that a drunken basket deplorable threw up all over him.
The next day while hearing cases he was thinking that maybe his story wasn't convincing enough so he went home that night and told his wife, "you'll never guess that the drunk who threw up on me yesterday showed up in my courtroom today, and I sentenced him to 30 days. "
His wife replied, "you should have given him 60. He shit your pants, too. "
The next day while hearing cases he was thinking that maybe his story wasn't convincing enough so he went home that night and told his wife, "you'll never guess that the drunk who threw up on me yesterday showed up in my courtroom today, and I sentenced him to 30 days. "
His wife replied, "you should have given him 60. He shit your pants, too. "
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
What was the judge drinking? Something with an umbrella? @SteelHands
SteelHands · 61-69, M
@jackjjackson Probably a couple bottles of L'effete au' delusiona. I hear it's popular in the left coast wine ostentatiums.
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
Thanks for the tip. I’ll put it on the do not drink list. @SteelHands
Sharky86 · 36-40, M
Seems random and not that tasty...
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
I wouldn’t drink it. Yuck. @Sharky86
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
Wonder how much that costs?