Any doctors here?

Not sure, some might claim to be a doctor. For anything serious i suggest consulting a doctor you go to see in person.

may I see your insurance card please?

Bloviating buffoon is

Probably not but there are a lot of patients. Perhaps one who has dealt with what you are dealing with.

It is a bit early. I might offer you a bit of advise. What troubles you this morning?

Unlikely
But maybe some could answer a simple question

For some reason three of my friends are doctors.

stop copying my questions. it's sad.

A love dr

Why?

Lol