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It's about time I smacked my frog for the 3rd time today
It's gonna croak
Jibby56-60, C
@metaldog when the Frog she gives the milk she shrinks and croaks
@Jibby oh gee I've just woken up...
SW-User
If your penis looks like a frog, I think you better stop smacking it and find a doctor quick!
SW-User
@Jibby Explain please. Do you think I'm a man that wants to have sex with you?
Jibby56-60, C
@SW-User no I'm just saying pertaining to myself. fully knew you were a woman sorry if you thought it was directed at you. Boy this frog of mine really gets me in trouble
SW-User
@Jibby That's okay. I'm assuming you meant your own pants. Does it really look like a frog when smashed in your pants? That's unfortunate to say the least!
SW-User
That poor frog..... 馃様
SW-User
@Jibby I understand
Jibby56-60, C
@SW-User yeah.. luckily God made my arms exactly long enough to reach the Frog. Almost like divine intervention
@SW-User No girl wants a frog that can't sing.[image deleted]
dumpstermeow41-45, F
Your frog would like some skin left on him. Just saying.
Jibby56-60, C
@dumpstermeow I know I'm doing this faster than the rate of skin cell production

 
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