whats your secret?

i’m secretly a russian spy. i have putin on speed dial

nothing else that comes to mind you know big one already.... hold on let me think of a new one

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There are things I don't discuss with just anyone but I don't that anything is a secret.

Since I was like 17 I've had a set age I'm planning to off myself.

Whatever it is, i’m pretty sure i blocked it out in my mind

i actually hate myself even more than i let on

I have a few...most are uninteresting...the rest are really gross.

The bird in my profile picture isn't my bird.

If I tell.... then I'd have to kill you... 😛

I'm kept a secret.

It's a secret.

That thing I do