What's the weirdest compliment someone has ever given you?

A woman cashier rubbed my chest as I was purshasing an item then said,pooh I like how that shirt fits you,take it off and give it to me.. this was a hardware store, hahaha.. another time I'd worked late at a shipyard,was hot so I had unzipped my coveralls down just above my navel. The cashier at the convenience store rubbed my chest and said, honey if yo knew I've been without a man for 6 months you wouldn't dress like that,suggested we meet after work,all in front of other customers. I declined

"You're like tits on a stick" Okay, it's accurate.

In my best Sunday best (a LBD) Sunday best I went to meet my gf closest friends.

First chance the female of the couple said to me,"I bet u are quiet sexy dressed as a male", the rotten stinking bitch!
But I'm not bitter😬

one time a drunk girl told me my smile looked like stardust and asked me what toothpaste i use

um,, you're bigger than my bf... lol

“You look yummy in that shirt” i felt like 4 course meal

Your words are making me wet