Literal conversation that happened today....

So we got talking about movies etc and me and two friends sit down to watch one it had Meg Ryan in it so anyway it was called in the cut......literally first half a hour of the film our friend decides to reveal why he really likes the film my friend is like why because you like her acting he doesn't even pause and said no because I get to see her big bare feet in it my friend turns to me and ever so casually hides her feet up on the couch next to me almost half shoving them between my ass and the cushions......I think James emotionally scarred her