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I wanna go to your house for a couple of days, cause I find you fascinating.... Can I?

[b]Give me your most awkward response![/b]

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S2dio57 · M Best Comment

You can't I'm busy sticking oranges up MsAnnThropys butt ...

#📞🌞

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S2dio57 · M

@S2dio57
B.A.
yay !😊 Mom would be proud 🤗

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Sorry but I`m having my toe knuckle hair curled those days. 😊

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@Degbeme Oh man, that IS awkward!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SW-User 😁

Sweet517 · 51-55, F

@Degbeme 😂😂😂😂

I stick oranges up my butt to communicate with the sun.

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

Basically... you’re farting on sunshine..... .... don’t it feel good?@MsAnnThropy

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@MsAnnThropy I won't judge, but don't offer me any orange juice!

Kumbayakid · 61-69, M

Is your head gonna be tilted like that the whole time? That might alarm my wife. She's developing this strange aversion to the head-tilted-puckered-up women I've been having over lately...

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Kumbayakid · 61-69, M

sounds terribly complicated

Kumbayakid · 61-69, M

And out of no where come the dungeon dudes *smh*

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@Kumbayakid lol

Sweet517 · 51-55, F

I would LOVE to have you but I REALLY need to wash my hair this weekend.

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SW-User

@Sweet517 Well, my Master would approve, he always makes sure I'm smooth! 😝

Sweet517 · 51-55, F

@SW-User well, wax works wonders

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gmatthewb · 51-55, M

Yes, but you will have to sign this waver first...

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@gmatthewb I think I hear my Mom calling me.......

gmatthewb · 51-55, M

@SW-User Darn, another one got away! 😆

SW-User

@gmatthewb 😂

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

You are welcome to the dungeon anytime. But do you have a four-wheel drive to get here?

Oh, please know there is only one working mobile service provider here so you may not have cell phone service.

firefall · 61-69, M

Sure, just don't go into the room with the red door, no matter what!

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@firefall 🤗 I don't like to brag.....

firefall · 61-69, M

@SW-User lmao good girl

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@firefall 😋 awwwww shuckin's!

PaleandPolluted · 36-40, F

I had a friend trying to come to my home at Christmas last year with all my family being here.. how embarrassing. Can't remember what I said.

HypnoChode · 46-50, M

You'll sleep in grandpa's room. That room has felt so empty since he died in it.

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@HypnoChode well that's an unpleasant thought.

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@Corey27 I hear they are difficult to get rid of.

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UnsureForNow · 41-45, M

I hope you like ferrets!!!!

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@UnsureForNow do they just run around the house all day?

UnsureForNow · 41-45, M

@SW-User Most of them, yeah Running around and doing it.
But.....mostly it's the smell.
You'll get used to it though.

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@UnsureForNow I just remember, I'm allergic.....

hmmmm ... was planning on trying out some new toys in the play room.

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@questionWeaver Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

I can’t... my place is being painted.

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@Muthafukajones oh, I understand.

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

Mine was really
Normal....’you people are all sick.

artiep · 61-69, M

Of course

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@artiep But that's not an awkward response! lol

artiep · 61-69, M

How about that when you're here, I'm your master?

SW-User

@artiep I like my Master that I have now though. He's crankier than you, which is hella sexy!!!! ;)

TechniCoIorBroccoli · 46-50, F

Err..I live in my mom's basement

SW-User

@TechniCoIorBroccoli ummmmmm.....

MeInCharge · 41-45, M

OK but stay out of the dungeon.

Robynthebeautiful

Ah, sure, hmmm, why not, I guess.

SW-User

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck no

Socialclutz · 36-40, M

Sure we'll slaughter chickens eat them the same day and fu k like rabbits

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@Socialclutz 😳

Socialclutz · 36-40, M

Tempting huh? 😏

FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M

Sure, but you have to be okay with being barefoot while you're here and me serenading to your feet.

SW-User

@FeetAreFantastic Okay!

FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M

@SW-User yay! 😊

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