Would You Stick Your Kid in an Oven if S/he Misbehaved? [Spirituality & Religion]

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SW-User

Of course that is the only way to teach them manners

Theseus · 46-50, M

@SW-User Hey, at least you're not a blasphemer. 😊

SW-User

@Theseus thank God for that

Theseus · 46-50, M

@SW-User IKR?

kartoffelkopf2 · 36-40, M

That or a washing machine

Theseus · 46-50, M

@kartoffelkopf2 LOLOLOL!

SW-User

@kartoffelkopf2 You sound like a good parent material..are you still single?

SW-User

My friend's dad, who's a police officer, told us about this call he got where this really little kid microwaved himself. The microwave was broken to where it'd always run when plugged in, so the kid found it, plugged it in, and put himself inside it. A pretty fucked up sad story that I constantly think about honestly.

Theseus · 46-50, M

@SW-User That sends chills down my spine. Must have been a very old microwave.

Arthur2075 · M

No but my son messed his pants on purpose when we were gardening, he was 10, and I locked him in the garden shed for an hour.

Theseus · 46-50, M

@Arthur2075 That's it? You'd make a poor fundy Christian then. 😊

plungesponge · 41-45, M

Not right away. Gotta fatten them up in a cage first. Didn't your nursemaid teach you anything?

TheProphet · M

Yes either till they behave or cooked to perfection.

Deadcutie · 18-21, F

No, the microwave...

Theseus · 46-50, M

Right...because to be any more lenient than that would be to claim that you are more lenient than the fundy's concept of God--thereby making you a blasphemer.

Deadcutie · 18-21, F

@Theseus that was Russian, and I don’t speak Russian,

PrivatePeeks · 26-30, F

Never. Time out.

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