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Why didn't God have any more children ? [Spirituality & Religion]

RodionRomanovitch
56-60, M
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EarthlingWise
His other children were told about the story of Baby Jesus and decided to keep it under wraps.
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BittersweetPotato 路 31-35, F
Contraception, duh.
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Ynotisay 路 M
@BittersweetPotato I wonder if god needs to wear Magnums.
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RodionRomanovitch 路 56-60, M
@BittersweetPotato ha ha ! 馃槃
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SW-User
Who says he didn't? 馃槆
馃憟
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sighmeupforthat 路 46-50, M
wasn't one enough! look what happened.


wait, didn't i answer this one already?


eh, too brain dead, tired, lazy and blind.


next time god? keep your rug rat on a short leash! stay in the carpentry and wine consort!
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JustLikeGreta 路 F
We know you are an atheist Peza..
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RodionRomanovitch 路 56-60, M
@JustLikeGreta Please accept my commiserations and good wishes.
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JustLikeGreta 路 F
@RodionRomanovitch Thank you Peza.. Only been a week.. Life is tough. 馃槩
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Ynotisay 路 M
Didn't want to have to pay child support. Mrs. God is a serious ball-buster.
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hippyjoe1955 路 61-69, M
He has billions of them. We are His children.
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RodionRomanovitch 路 56-60, M
@hippyjoe1955 I'm a bastard.
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hippyjoe1955 路 61-69, M
@RodionRomanovitch If you say so. If you ask you will be adopted.
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sighmeupforthat 路 46-50, M
seems one was more than enough.. EH KIDS!
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puck61
Ask God.
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RodionRomanovitch 路 56-60, M
@puck61 He doesn't talk to me.
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bowman81 路 M
He might have, but didn't send anymore down here after the way we treated the first one he sent.
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BittersweetPotato 路 31-35, F
@bowman81 I don't recall treating anyone badly.
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