Thousands Of Pumpkins Exploding All Over The Country
By pumpkins, I mean Trumpsters' heads are spinning so fast, they risk exploding.
When Trump was President:
- no more immigration from Muslim countries, Afghanistan included.
- get us the fuck out of Afghanistan
- make peace with the Taliban, fuck the Afghanistan government
- What school girls? Stop spending money overseas, America First.
When Biden became President:
- The humanity! Biden is pulling our troops out of Afghanistan.
- Those poor school girls
- Those Godless Islamist Commie Taliban will be in power. Shame on Biden.
- What about the people who helped us, how could we abandon them?
Relax folks, and put your pumpkin heads at ease.
We will do the right thing, just as we did in Vietnam and Iraq. We will bring our supporters and their families (18,000 primaries and about 180,000 dependents) to the US, via Guam. The paperwork is getting processed, but this time around, the Biden administration wants to make sure that only those who are eligible get in.
We will also continue supporting school children, as well as shore up the Afghanistan government and the military.
Your hypocrisy is well noted, and your "let's go to war" cheers still echo, 20 years later.
When Trump was President:
- no more immigration from Muslim countries, Afghanistan included.
- get us the fuck out of Afghanistan
- make peace with the Taliban, fuck the Afghanistan government
- What school girls? Stop spending money overseas, America First.
When Biden became President:
- The humanity! Biden is pulling our troops out of Afghanistan.
- Those poor school girls
- Those Godless Islamist Commie Taliban will be in power. Shame on Biden.
- What about the people who helped us, how could we abandon them?
Relax folks, and put your pumpkin heads at ease.
We will do the right thing, just as we did in Vietnam and Iraq. We will bring our supporters and their families (18,000 primaries and about 180,000 dependents) to the US, via Guam. The paperwork is getting processed, but this time around, the Biden administration wants to make sure that only those who are eligible get in.
We will also continue supporting school children, as well as shore up the Afghanistan government and the military.
Your hypocrisy is well noted, and your "let's go to war" cheers still echo, 20 years later.
