Since we're really sick of political news about Trump so if he in fact looses the election couldn't he be given honorary command of the Thule Air Base grounds keeping? He could keep the air strips cleared of snow and chase off the occasional polar bears that wonder through. It's an important location with global warming and the opening of the Arctic ocean for shipping. It would also give him and the family a really quiet, secure spot to get away from it all. He wanted to buy Greenland so this would be the next best thing. This would avoid having to hear years of trials too. He said that,"If he loses he'd probably have to leave the country.". Problem is, He's not likely going to find any country in the world that will take him and I'm sure that given the money he owes he'll probably need those polar bears close by.