Alex Jones for president?

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Yes (I understand that this is a joke)

No (I'm smart and deserve a cookie for clicking this answer)

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Cons:
He is a very stupid chimpanzee

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Keraunos · 36-40, M

I don't really dislike or like the guy, but holy fuck, can you imagine that scatterbrain in the debates?

Siril · 22-25, M

@Keraunos I'd pay to watch them, tbh

Keraunos · 36-40, M

@Siril In a thirty second response, he would somehow manage to bring up a dozen politicians whose names had not come up prior to that point, casually accuse half of them of being crypto-Thelemites, reflect on ten alleged but undocumented conversations he's had with famous people or insider informants, and list five reasons why we need to leave the United Nations, and the question would probably have been something about gun control.

Burnley123 · 41-45, M

It is a joke but he is taken seriously by an alarmingly high number of people.

thatscottishguy · 26-30, M

@Burnley123 like you

Burnley123 · 41-45, M

@thatscottishguy 😆

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SatanBurger · 36-40, F

NO OMG NO. I know this may not be a serious question but that gives people ideas.. that's the last thing we need lol!

Siril · 22-25, M

@SatanBurger Well feel safe in the knowledge that I'll take responsibility if Alex Jones does make it to office. I'll publish a video apologising for a joke poll

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@Siril Lol that would be funny.. but I was just saying the guy does seem to have a lot of followers so it is kind of plausible. Trump would vouch for him because he shares a lot of infowars posts on twitter.

Siril · 22-25, M

@SatanBurger I'm sure Alex Jones' followers don't want an Alex Jones presidency

Insomniac100

More fucked up people, conspiracy theorists, and school shootings fueled by extremism....no thanks I don’t want to watch the us burn.

Siril · 22-25, M

@Insomniac100 have a cookie. It's on the house

Jibby · 56-60, C

It would kill liberals

Siril · 22-25, M

@Jibby I'd like that somewhat. But is it worth having him in office just to watch an entire part of the political spectrum in tears? Yes

thatscottishguy · 26-30, M

😂😂😂 fucking hell imagine

katielass · F

Don't know who he is so.....

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