Do you playfully insult your pets.

My dog doesn't know the words, but understands the way the words are spoken, so it's OK to call him a big fat lump, he doesn't mind when I'm scratching his back.

It's not really meant to be insulting, but I call my cat a little noodle all the time

Call him Nope Rope

I just call it his cock.

I insult my pets and dead lovers

you mean "fatso" and "psycho"?

lol that's cute 😂