I Love Being A Lazy Fat Slob

It’s the best way to be. I burp and fart a lot. Especially farting. I can’t hold farts in anymore no matter how hard I try! And they smell awful! 🤤 Obviously I want them to get even worse though so I keep lazing about and ordering more fast food in a day than most people would have in a 2 weeks. All the grease and fat going into my body makes me fatter. Lazier. Smellier. Messier. Gassier. And of course, slobbier 😊🐽❤️