I Am Growing My Hair Long
Welp, o had my first hair related nightmare lol
Thing about it is, it started off as a good dream. Don't you hate those? Anyway, it started off with me and the bros jamming at Coachella, dreads flyin everywhere.
Music, drinks all around, the crew's having a good time, in short, paradise. The event ends and we pack up to go home. Then, out of nowhere, someone dumps water on us. Good natured fun, right?
Haha-wrong. To somebody who had just gotten his retwist, it was a death threat. Rage and sadness(a bad combo, really) immediately swell in my chest, but before I could give chase to the culprits(complete with a badass 80's track and slow mo), my buddy goes "relax Fuji. My lady (the one who does his hair) can hook you up."
Now that's friendship! So he calls up the "loc-titian" and she happens to still be in shop. We head over and she sits me down in the most comfortable chair I've ever sat in.
She asks if I wanted a retwist, I say yes. I ask her what I owe her, she says "a good time". SCORE.
So I lean back and she washes my hair. Next it's to the actual swivel chair. Next the clipper- clippers?
*iiiiiiiouuuurrrrrrt* A pile of hair falls.
Man I woke up so fast patting my head, tears in my eyes, followed by the relieved chuckle. You know the one. "Heh...heh heh...whoooooo man scared the shit outta me...."
I am not ashamed!!!
Thing about it is, it started off as a good dream. Don't you hate those? Anyway, it started off with me and the bros jamming at Coachella, dreads flyin everywhere.
Music, drinks all around, the crew's having a good time, in short, paradise. The event ends and we pack up to go home. Then, out of nowhere, someone dumps water on us. Good natured fun, right?
Haha-wrong. To somebody who had just gotten his retwist, it was a death threat. Rage and sadness(a bad combo, really) immediately swell in my chest, but before I could give chase to the culprits(complete with a badass 80's track and slow mo), my buddy goes "relax Fuji. My lady (the one who does his hair) can hook you up."
Now that's friendship! So he calls up the "loc-titian" and she happens to still be in shop. We head over and she sits me down in the most comfortable chair I've ever sat in.
She asks if I wanted a retwist, I say yes. I ask her what I owe her, she says "a good time". SCORE.
So I lean back and she washes my hair. Next it's to the actual swivel chair. Next the clipper- clippers?
*iiiiiiiouuuurrrrrrt* A pile of hair falls.
Man I woke up so fast patting my head, tears in my eyes, followed by the relieved chuckle. You know the one. "Heh...heh heh...whoooooo man scared the shit outta me...."
I am not ashamed!!!
26-30, M