I Am a Thinker

We're all born animals.. it is up to us to evolve within a lifetime to become a human...

If you follow people around all the time, follow all societal rules and the grey acceptable transactions of human interaction : you are a sheep.
If you are cunning (now called 'smarts'), easily manipulate people to do things for you, without/negligible gratitude and don't return the favor: you are a wolf.
If you are a great wolf, so much so now you're targets are very huge and large: you evolve to a shark.
If you follow the same time-table daily, with no real evolving at hand: you are a bird. (because discipline is more than just a time-table, it's bettering yourself daily and following a passion)
If you're a woman: and you keep working on your looks, walk like a cat, want things to be done for you all the time, never/rarely share your things: you are a cat.
If you're blindly loyal to an ungrateful master: you are a dog.
If you're too naive, too simple to the point it's disrespectful to your being: you are a cow.
If you prostitute yourself: you are a chimpanzee.
If you sloth, eat without control: you are a pig.

There is an insatiable amount of wisdom in being a human. And if you don't see that: you are a troglobite.