Fishing?

As with all hobbies it makes no sense to anyone who doesn't follow the logic of waking early; driving maybe several hundred miles; to dress up in something akin to a bondage party outfit; where you'll then spend several hours wading through water maybe up to your chest; trying to outsmart an animal who knows their environment a whole lot better than you do!!
Where you'll then come home; empty handed having spent a fortune only to kid yourself you had a great time !

It's a sport and keeps women very happy when their husbands are gone.

I don't do it without. 12 pack. For me, it's drunk in nature with my buddies. We're also s bunch of softies, so if we do catch something we usually toss it back

It's for introverted people who love nature and their thoughts and of course fishing itself 🙄 And maybe they also like eating fresh fish too

I'll take the Mitch Hedberg approach. "If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as s**t!"

phishing is very entertaining