Who's ready to rap battle me? I'm about to go ill son..

Yoh! You walked in me shouting "Oh man that's just wrong!"
Didn't have the door locked when I was sexting your mom!
You'll be calling me step daddy and I'll have you doing chores all day long!
Like "Hey now! Don't forget to mow that lawn!"
Embarrass you and your date when you just want to be left alone!
I'm sorry kid but I promised that I'd be your chaperone!
And now the two of you just wanna go back home!
But I gotta make sure that this party becomes bomb!
Spiking the punch and dancing with your friends because I missed my own prom!
Man quit your sulking just because I've got it goin' on!