My advice is never paint your nails after drowning your sorrows in four bottles of beer.

I'll remember the advice, but I rarely paint my nails or drink beer these days.

I think I can count the number of times I've painted my nails on one hand.
*Drinks with you*
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Ah sure how bad can it be? 🤷‍♂️

Now saying that I'm not even capable of opening laces atm so I've kicked shoes off 🍺

lmao ,you better not shave your legs anytime soon buddy 🤭

and never paint your toenails after stuffing yourself with pizza?

Sorry for your sorrows.

What did they look like?

I’ll try to remember

Where’s the photo?

Socks. ;)