Does anyone have any scissors I can borrow?

You can't run with them.

Mae: great minds think alike!!! LOL

Wtf?

Oh sure! *runs with scissors pointed upward in hand* *trips* Oh nooooooooooo!

Sure ,you need a trim?

I guess, but you'd likely be better off just getting some on your way instead of coming all the way here.

Scissors Sisters.......EXCELLENT!!
Oh sorry, what was the question?

What do you want scissors for?