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Why? Just why

Was having nachos for lunch and for once inside with. People. Noticed a man watching me. He was cute. I instantly got nervous. So my stupid ass decides to ignore and continue to eat. Went to put food in my mouth and it drops. Hits my boob. Slides down. hits my leg and slides on down. All the mixed salsa, sour cream. Guacamole etc. Damn you cheat day. I chance a look to see if he's still watching.
He had his hand covering his mouth and slight shake to shoulders. Pretty sure he saw 😖
@Degbeme pretty much that 😬
Matt85 · 36-40, M
The cure for being nervous in such situations is to not look at people. As much as is physically possible, ignore them. I never look at people, yes even if they're hot when I eat and it really helps Bex!
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
I am horrified for you because that would feel so awkward 😂

But those types of things happen....not really a big deal....he probably just thought it was funny
@Notsimilarreally and i would have thought funny if saw too.

But i felt my cheeks get hot and feel the awkward all through me lol just eeek
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
As embarrassing as that is, he sees your just human and good men actually think that’s adorable.
@Jeephikelove thanks sweetie. I feel klutzy lately
Murphy’s Law of Tingling Lady Parts
@OlderSometimesWiser ha! True. Should have known would happen
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
Kinda like dinner & a show. 🤗 😁
Neoerectus · M
That is when you make some humorous remark...
@Neoerectus well. I'm not young. Guess with age come for me. Three times bitten. Offer hand no more
Neoerectus · M
@Bexsy Three times bitten. Yikes. I know you aren't young. but not ancient. Can't say as I blame you. Vast majority of divorced women I have met rarely got remarried. A few had long term relationships.

Even practically speaking, the mutual break-in/sand paper period can be daunting even in good relationships. So, I guess that leaves sailing and sky diving.
@Neoerectus married twice ( not 3 just to be clear) lol number 3 though gave my heart. He gave it back.


Thats enough trying for this gal. Sailing and skydiving. That sounds doable
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Awwww......you missed your chance to establish dominance and look him in the eye as you clean it up gracefully :D
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
@Silentpleasure Or ask him to do it.
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
You said boob.
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
@Bexsy Well it was camoflauged by the falling nachos?
@NerdyPotato i also said ass
@Bexsy you were on a roll 🤣
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Lol I can relate so hard and I love you a little bit for it.
@Starcrossed I'm so glad someone gets me and don't think I'm weird. Or. Understands my weird anyway 😉
mindless · M
Did you talk to him?
@mindless not a chance, was like. Check please 🙋‍♀️
mindless · M
@Bexsy I'm pretty sure the situation would have been an awesome ice breaker
You did get it on the right places. 🤣🤣🤣
Livingwell · 61-69, M
I'm sorry that happened. 🤗🤗🤗
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Sounds cute to me. If he had any courage he'd have used it as an excuse to bring over a handful of napkins and strike up an acquaintance.
NudasPriest · 46-50, M
Clean up in aisle Bexsy. I'm sure he would have helped.
@NudasPriest ugh, that's what I was afraid of. Mortified
lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
no problem just scoop the cream off your rack and continue eating

 
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