2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNED the summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very...See More »
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNED the months following the break up have been redacted
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNED life is peachy becomes their make out tape
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNED they go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind...
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored...See More »
Quick question, have you ever had a bowel movement so distressing that you need to lie down afterwards?Asking for a friend
It's a dark smoky nightclub, the club goers are all enthralled in the rhythmic ritual of communal revelry The intoxicating atmosphere seems almost surreal. By chance, as if some unseen and omnipotent force parts the crowd and we catch a fleeting glance. Time seemingly stills as we lock eyes. A chill sweeps over my body as I'm unsure of my next move and...See More »
They look exactly like us, except they look nothing like us. The shadow people are waiting for your evening stroll, if you're out tonight and smell an unusually sweet rain scent by a bush, give them a little whistle hello, they really appreciate it
Okay, let's say you're taking me out on a date, im easily impressed but difficult to seduceHow are you planning to woo me? Winner gets a few gifts from the sw sweatshop
Babe, I'm making pork chops, how many you want?Yes pork chops again, who do I look like? Warren Buffett?
Anybody from EP remember editing posts that had a lot of positive comments to something vulgar?*OG POST* "Hey guys I just got a big promotion today!" *Replies* "Congratulations" "That's awesome" "Way to go bud!" "So proud of you" *Updated post after minor edit* "Hey guys I ran over a box of kittens by accident on my way to work today ðŸ˜" T...See More »
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