Hi. I like to harass people.But I have reached my limit on starting new harassing conversations with strangers here. Please send me a private message so I can harass you next. Thanks, I appreciate it. 🙄 (For the literalists here: this is a parody!)
Redneck of the day agileHey Tammy, are you and your boyfriend coming to my party? Ok I will. Agile to my list then.
My year-old nephew“Look,” he says after scribbling on a paper. Me: Oh, yeah! That’s so nice. 🥰 Him: *scribbles more* Look! 😠 Me: Yeah! That’s orange. 😊 Him: *switches to green marker and scribbles* Look! Me: Good job! 😁 Him: *scribbles loops* Look! 🧐 Me: Wow!...See More »
What do you call a 24 hour burger joint where the employees work and live in forever?Imagine a restaurant called Burgertory