Types of people you don't want to sit next to on a airplane?

Post your funniest answer. It can be a gif, photo, video or even on those Me Me photos with words on them

Here is mine: I don't want to sit next to the puker

I don't want the the pilot to sit next to me, they should be flying the airplane

nonsensiclesnail · F

No I think you got it!! The puker would make me puke. and ... I don't want to think about it.

Luckylu · 61-69, F

The talker. I read or write when flying. I don’t want the person who can’t sit quietly and feels they have to get to know me and constantly talk.

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

I started writing done my memories. A very good friend suggested my life story would make a very interesting book.

Don't know if my memories will become a book. But my family will learn about stuff I can't talk about.